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Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !
Sheriff: Height ?
Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight ?
Husband: Don’t know. Kinda cute, Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sheriff: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sheriff: What was she wearing ?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.
Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ?
Husband: She went in my truck.
