Britney Spears Announces New Name: River Red
Britney Spears has been making headlines over the past several years, notably for her battle against her father’s conservatorship and her ongoing fight for personal freedom in 2023. Recently, Spears took to social media, dressed in a skimpy Coca-Cola tube top, to announce that she now prefers to be called by her new name, River Red.
In a video where she dances to “Attention” by Omah Lay and Justin Bieber, Spears explains that she experienced a “manic meltdown” at a Los Angeles restaurant due to being “tipsy” from alcohol. She also emphasized her preference for her new name.
Spears shared, “I’ve been at my Aunt Suzy’s house. We made three pies to give at the church service this Sunday!!! I hear the men prefer the cherry, and the women prefer banana!!!”
She continued, “Either way … the news of me being tipsy in the news and then exploiting my past is a clever way to make me look like a pardoned woman that we can look at and say AWWW!!! My neighborhood friend says I will pay for it for the rest of my life!!! I’m sorry dear friend, but if you ever got a taste of my pie … I could finally deliver it with my beautiful ass.”
Spears also mentioned, “I think my ignorant ways of trusting these TRUSTEES might have nowhere else to look … not at an ice bowl or to show relevance but maybe MY ASS to intertwine real church service versus a blind sighted set up … which one????”
The 41-year-old singer concluded her post with, “Pssss different edit of RED!!!!”
Spears later posted a picture of the planet Mars, captioned, “A bright one … easy does it!!! Thank you, a childhood friend. I found my ball … don’t underestimate the power of purity!!! I see right through it all … it has liquid and is wet … it’s playful and has mass!!! I changed my name to River Red!!! Yet the fire is where it illuminates … to stare at it and jump right in with no fear at all!!!!”
To solidify her name change, Spears updated her Instagram handle to River Red. This name change follows rumors about her ex-boyfriend and NSYNC singer Justin Timberlake. Spears clarified that her heart tattoo “had nothing to do with an ex in the past.”
“Just to clarify… my tattoo had nothing to do with an ex in the past!!! I simply did it because I wanted to!!! The pic with my ex is a time where there was less confusion on what it meant to be together… it is what it is,” she stated.
What do you think about Britney’s new name, River Red?
