SPORTAL X

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied.“It’s not polite.”“OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?”“Now really,” the mother says, “those are personal questions and are …

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus,she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.She immediately moved to another seat.This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again:The man seemed more amused.When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the …

A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat off there. As the man approaches his house, the cat is already walking up the driveway. He decides to drop the cat forty blocks away the next day, but …