House Speaker Mike Johnson criticized Democrat-led states Thursday after they filed a lawsuit against the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) over attempts to determine how many undocumented immigrants receive Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits. Speaking alongside USDA Secretary Brooke Rollins, Johnson accused Senate Democrats of putting political theater above feeding American families as the [...]
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Are You Still Using That Slow, Old Typewriter?
Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I want to come with you to …
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