Sunday marked a somber milestone in a case that has gripped the nation: one full month since 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie vanished without a trace from her home in the high desert of Arizona. Despite the deployment of federal resources, the release of new surveillance imagery, and a staggering $1 million reward, the disappearance of the [...]
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Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I want to come with you to …
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