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Read More »Academy of Country Music Denies Beyonce’s Request for Membership: “We Thought She was Joking”
Beyonce Knowles wants to be a country star. Apparently, having more Grammys than anyone on the planet isn’t good enough for her; she wants in on that country love. Unfortunately, the Academy of Country Music understands the ruse and has denied her request for membership. “Honestly,” said ACM Executive Director Joe Barron, “We thought she [...]
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