In a move that’s sure to spark controversy, former United States Women’s National Team (USWNT) captain Megan Rapinoe has thrown her support behind none other than Colin Kaepernick for a spot on Team USA’s flag football team at the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles. Yes, you read that right—the same Kaepernick who made headlines by [...]
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Imagine Losing 20 Pounds In 14 Days!
Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I want to come with you to …
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