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One of our readers sent us this one, hope you enjoy! Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home ! Sheriff: Height ?Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sheriff: Weight ?Husband: Don’t know. Kinda cute, Not slim, not really fat. Sheriff: Color of eyes ?Husband: Sort of brown …

Disturbed, the heavy metal band from Chicago known for their hard-hitting rock tracks, surprised everyone with their live performance of Simon and Garfunkel’s classic folk song, “The Sound of Silence,” on Conan in 2016. Although their usual style leans more towards nü metal, their rendition of this iconic track from the ’60s and ’70s was surprisingly impressive. …

A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back.“I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” cries the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an ambulance!”He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins …